The Girl with (Daddy) Issues

xindefinable: Way of life!

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:33:39 -0500

Way of life!

sweetteaandbbq: thedailyfeed: Feeling down? You’re not alone —...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:27:51 -0500

thedailyfeed:

Feeling down? You’re not alone — this is officially the most depressing day of the year, and there’s even an equation to explain why.

Today, Jan. 16 — the third Monday of the month — is known as Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. Linked with post-holiday blues along with cold nights, short days and unpaid credit card bills, today feels like one giant post-holiday hangover

The term Blue Monday was coined by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a psychologist for Cardiff University in London, when he was commissioned in 2005 by PR company Sky Travel to do research on holiday moods as a publicity campaign.

Arnall compiled an equation finding that weather, debt, time, Christmas, and New Year’s resolutions result in low motivational levels, the International Business Times reports.

I thought it was just because I am on my period.

Now this is a religion I can back.

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:50:38 -0500

Now this is a religion I can back.

Photo

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:49:14 -0500

Daddy issues

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:14:58 -0500

Daddy issues

"“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not..."

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:28:48 -0500

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“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.”

Woody Allen

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"“Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to..."

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:27:38 -0500

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“Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”

Steve Martin

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We killed the American dream: HAHAAHHA

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:16:23 -0500

We killed the American dream: HAHAAHHA:

Hilarious. My firends have issues too

sweetteaandbbq:

My best friend Sarah and I are psycho and plan our weddings. She has a bf and they have been dating for 5 years and aren’t engaged yet. We all know I am single as shit. We plan hers way harder than we plan mine because she is the closest to actually having a wedding.

She emailed a magazine…

"“Love is the answer - but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty..."

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:13:20 -0500

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“Love is the answer - but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.”

Woody Allen

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Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/relationships/419185-funny-relationship-quotes-date-wife-marriage.html#ixzz1jB8Fv1TM

I online date because I’m pathetic, but I’m not this...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 21:57:44 -0500

I online date because I’m pathetic, but I’m not this desperate… Yet.

Are u fucking kidding me? This got me in bed. Girls are so...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 21:37:03 -0500

Are u fucking kidding me?
This got me in bed.
Girls are so dumb.

Really?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:50:11 -0500

Really?

Top or bottom? I may never know.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:12:48 -0500

A year and a half ago my boyfriend and I (I really want to say, me and my boyfriend but I’m trying to please my high school English teachers) moved to Los Angeles to kick-start our “careers”. We were in love (yuck, we will get back to that fucking word later) and living the dream until one day when I walked in on him in MY bed with another man. Ok, so you don’t have to re read it I said, UNTIL ONE DAY I WALKED IN ON HIM IN MY BED WITH ANOTHER MAN. And I thought I had issues before that, HA! I literally didn’t know what to do. I think everyone likes to imagine what they would have done in situations but until your living it you really don’t know how you’ll react. If someone asked me, beforehand, what I would do in a situation like that I would say, “I would grab a butcher knife and cut his dick off then get in a slapping fight with they gay dude!” This couldn’t be farther from what actually happened. I went into complete shock and it took a good few minutes of staring blankly to understand what was really going on. Then I started aimlessly grabbing anything I could think of that I may need because I obviously want going to be living there anymore. The items I packed in my delirious state of mind were as follows: prom dress, 6 inch heels, crimping iron, skillet, French press, sleeping bag and bubble bath. Really? Where the fuck did I think I was going? The fanciest camping grounds in California where you dress up in your sluttiest outfit, and take relaxing baths in the hot springs. That actually sounds like something I would be down for, so if you hear of anything, holler at your girl. Needless to say we moved out and I am currently living alone and trying to sort through my layers and layers of bullshit. Phew, one layer down only 847,463,526,272,895 to go.